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May 15, 2012
i found a folder in my external hd called ‘a picture of a sandwich’
i opened it and
May 15, 2012
FACT: The number of students who have to go into debt to get a bachelor’s degree has risen from 45% in 1993 to 94% today.
you could get a degree without going into debt?
that was a thing?
(Source: think-progress, via elliehoney)
May 14, 2012
Obama Gives Go-Ahead to Destroy Moon
WASHINGTON - President Obama has officially ordered the moon’s complete annihilation. When approached for comment, the White House said this controversial decision “reemphasizes this administration’s message to the United States - it addresses the concerns our people have regarding national debt.”
“People don’t seem to realize how many billions of dollars maintenance of the moon requires,” says Obama. “It would just be so much easier to get rid of it.”
Unsurprisingly, this development has caused outrage amongst environmentalists. “What do you think is going to happen to the tides,” says marine biologist Cynthia Goldberg. “The moon critically impacts all life on this planet. Without it, the Earth will be a drastic, most likely uninhabitable hunk of rock. I urge President Obama to reconsider.”
Regardless of the mass effort to halt this legislation, the moon is slated to be destroyed on February 18th, 2012.
Guys we have to stop this. We stopped SOPA and PIPA and we can save the moon!
(Source: Guardian)
May 12, 2012
True story of the only time I’ve put my arm around a lady.
For all you romantically awkward types out there, you’re not alone. Except you probably totally are alone.
Oh hey. It’s me!
(via ryannorth)
May 11, 2012
Miguel! Bridgette!
Me! Boyfriend!
wait, miguel and bridgette are now bacon AND PIZZA NOW!?
miguel doesn’t even like pizza.
and com’on.
who is more pizza than myself?
i bet they don’t ask for bacon on everything they order either.
#outraged.
Who said I don’t like pizza?!?! I AM ALSO OUTRAGED. IT IS BACON THAT I DON’T LIKE THAT MUCH.
(Source: awesomephilia)
May 10, 2012
“I’m not ashamed to dress “like a woman” because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” -Iggy Pop
Reblog again.
Always reblog.
I would be ashamed to dress like a woman because I know I would look terrible in women’s clothes. Iggy, however, pulls it off quite nicely. Way to go.
(Source: dailyrocknroll, via deadhairyfish)
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